aimlessIdentity

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
curiousauthor
timemachineyeah

Would you rather have to

Give a 10 minute speech tomorrow in front of 1000 impressive strangers

Attend a 3.5 hour baby shower tomorrow with 15 people you only sort of know

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timemachineyeah

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the notes are so fucking funny

aimlessidentity

[photo id: Tags from different reblogs. The first one says, “how tf is the baby shower winning, yall cannot be serious”. The second says, “how are people voting for the speech??” end id.]

15 other people can talk to each other about babies and whatnot. i will be standing in a corner for 3.5 hours.
curiousauthor
i used to read the entire plot of a movie on wikipedia before going to see it in theatres i dont do that anymore but spoilers dont bother me at all usually
curiousauthor
broccoli mushrooms and maybe cauliflower? i havent had it in a long time but i think i like it
curiousauthor
one in the dining room (we dont use it as a dining room anyway so that makes it less gross?) one in the hallway
curiousauthor
dollsahoy

People who drink coffee: why did you start?

I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.

dollsahoy

Additional question: People who don't drink coffee, why?

For me, it's because, as a child, I was incredibly cranky, and as soon as caffeine-free Coke was introduced, Mom had me start drinking that, and, hey, I got a lot less crabby, so that made me want to avoid caffeine. I also never really cared for the smell of coffee, either, so had absolutely no interest in drinking even decaf.

(and yes I am very aware that "it makes me feel better" and "love the way it smells" are top answers in why people do drink it XD)

i dont drink coffee i had a single spoonful of coffee when i was 12 and just never drank it again i didnt dislike it i was just uninterested plus the way it smells makes me feel a bit ill